Local Boyfriend Didn't Notice Girlfriend Multiclassed
“I was wearing a breast plate! I never wore medium armor when I was only a rogue."
Reports around town are that local boyfriend, Keith Reynolls, did not notice that his girlfriend, Amy St. Smith, had multiclassed earlier today. The Dungeon Tribune first heard of the news from St. Smith’s best friend, Kat DeKilt. “She is pissed,” DeKilt told staff at the office nail salon. “It took her all day to get the 15 medium encounters and a long rest to level up, and (Keith) didn’t say a word.”
We reached out to St. Smith, and she confirmed that Reynolls is in trouble. “I was wearing a breast plate!” says St. Smith. “I never wore medium armor when I was only a rogue. The entire time I was trying to get him to notice by reflecting light in his face. How could he not notice the metal when he hugged me?”
DeKilt expressed concern for Reynolls’ wellbeing given the circumstances. “It was so obvious, it’s hard for (Amy) not to see it as a slight. She was so upset she actually took another paladin level to be able to divine smite. I really hope he’s not secretly a shadow demon of some sort.”
This incident, far from being isolated, is another in a long series across the relationship, and St. Smith’s frustration is growing with each instance of obliviousness or indifference from Reynolls. “This is just like the time I redesigned the bathroom. He pretended like he didn’t notice the pit trap I added in front of the toilet. And does he think you can just buy a candle to get that acrid odor? I worked really hard on that potpourri.”
Reynoll’s best friend, Guy Antony, seemed surprised when Dungeon Tribune staff reached out for comment? “Wait,” asked Antony before several seconds of squinting. “Kat was a rogue?” Antony later expressed gratitude for not being in Reynolls’ shoes. “I’d hate to be Keith, but I think I’d notice if my girlfriend multiclassed.” Antony’s girlfriend, Erin Brough, later revealed in an interview that she took levels in Fighter years ago.”
Reynolls, when asked for comment, acted indifferent. “She knew I wasn’t good at noticing stuff like that when we started dating,” revealed the boyfriend. “But she is, and it’d be a waste if we both had the same skillset. It’s better that I focus on arcane knowledge and animal handling.”
Reports indicated that after the interviews Reynoll’s and St. Smith had an argument over whether the incident was due to a failed a perception or investigation check.