Rocks Fall, Dungeon Master Dies

"They must have done at least 20d6 damage"

Sep 26

Alignment System Too Simplistic, Says Evil Wizard

"There should be more nuance...you know, to confuse people.”

Sep 19 • 

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Cursed Sword More Interesting than Owner

“Honestly, I sometimes forget he is there.”

Sep 5 • 

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August 2025

Adventurer Retires After First Encounter

“No one had even taken damage yet. I don’t think she even used a spell slot.”

Aug 29 • 

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Mystery Easily Solved with 3rd Level Spell

“We all forget about Speak with Dead at least once."

Aug 22 • 

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Funding Cuts: Wizarding Teachers Forced to Buy Spell Components for Class

“If we want to give students a quality education in modern wizarding, we need spell components.”

Aug 14 • 

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Dungeon Monster Ordered to Return to Office

"It’ll be great to be back in a place with people feel obligated to talk to me..."

Aug 1 • 

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July 2025

Local Player Not Enjoying Game He Derailed

"I had hoped when I ignored the Archwizard’s plea to save his life when we found him dying, that it would lead to something interesting."

Jul 25 • 

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Local Woman Looking for More Than a One-Shot

“It’d be nice to see what’s out there while also having a steady game. I wouldn’t be opposed to playing two, maybe even three games at the same time if…

Jul 17 • 

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Warlock Patrons Banned From Hanging Around Wizard School

"Why would students want to pay outrageous fees and spend years learning arcane knowledge that doesn’t help them in the real world, when they could just…

Jul 10 • 

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May 2025

Roleplayer Shifts Into Combat Mode

“I have a very complex character with a rich history that shapes how they see the world and the decisions they make. But you can’t expect me to keep…

May 9 • 

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April 2025

Op-Ed: My Character, Fart Butt, Should Be Canonized in Lore

"He became the sole survivor of a terrible cloud of poison that killed his companions."

Apr 4 • 

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